“Every time I think you’ve reached the limits of arrogance, you show me new heights. Truly, your egotism is like the Universe—ever expanding.” 

― Ilona Andrews, Magic Strikes

A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn’t mean in winter.

Patricia Briggs

The One Where Joey Speaks French

(Source: summerith)

(Reblogged from naseeh)

Inspector Jacques Clouseau would like to buy a dambugger

(Reblogged from orientaltiger)

Can’t say I blame Sydney…I mean its not everyday that the President calls you at home

ilovecharts:

Updated this to be a tad more realistic.
-jamiealamode

ilovecharts:

Updated this to be a tad more realistic.

-jamiealamode

(Reblogged from naseeh)

Rose Morgan: When my date takes me home and kisses me good night, if I don’t hear the philharmonic in my head, I dump him. 

The Mirror Has Two Faces (1996)